There aren't many people who can inspire us to feast on sheep organs and suffer through an evening of being called "lassie," but we're always happy to make an exception for the late, great Scottish poet Robert Burns.
Burns Night falls on this Friday
, and if you've not bagged an invite to a traditional supper complete with bagpipes, poetry, and generous portions of neeps and tatties, you'll be left feeling like a right choob. And we don't want that for you.
So, to really get in the Scottish spirit, we've rounded up nine festive tartan finds
to wear on the big night. Now you just need a find a dreamy Ewan McGregor lookalike to rock up in a kilt.