Many of us are airport-bound at some point this weekend, and have not only crowded terminals to look forward to, but also more intrusive security processes. With pat-downs, body-scans, and all that padding around in our belt-less, shoes-less glory, some of us are a little fed up with all the invasiveness. To make a statement—without creating more issues for the already tormented TSA employees—is to don something from 4th Amendment Underwear. Printed with metallic-based ink, these shirts, bras, underwear, and socks are plastered with a few choice words visible to anyone viewing the screen. Click through for all the variations—and, if you're tempted, click here to buy.