Leave it to St. Patrick's Day to bring everyone out of the woodwork after months of social hibernation. Maybe a little too aggressively. If unruly pub crawls and leprechaun attire isn't your thing, no worries. Our roundup of 11 events guarantee fun — not frat boys. From traditional Irish eats to spa treatments with whiskey, this promises to be a happy-go-lucky affair. Behold, the end of a rainbow.