We wonder what Snooki smells like up close. We're thinking a heavy miasma of pickles, Sauza Gold, Hawaiian Tropic, Forever Mariah Carey Eau de Parfum, and the remains of last night's smoosh. Maybe some WWE sweat worked in, too. Well, looks like you can stop your guessing games (and she ditched Mariah)—Coco Perez reports that the Jersey Shore starlet just inked a deal to launch her own fragrance. You know, because being a novelist and slipper designer isn't enough. What do you think the bottle will look like Guidettes?