Forget Alice, Author Creates "Snooki In Wonderland"

F.Y.I., we don't like Jersey Shore even just a little bit, but this afternoon delight is giving us a six-pack—we're laughing that hard. Enter "Snooki in Wonderland," a ROFL-funny send-off of Lewis Caroll's classic tale. Author Phil Edwards re-imagines the MTV cast down the rabbit hole, and "follows the reality stars through a surreal trip crafted from the original text and over 20 classic Tenniel images." A dazzling literary masterpiece, the eBook, available here for 99 cents, ponders age-old questions like "Does Deena eat sausage," and is rife with herpes simplex, Ron Ron juice, and Angelina as a duchess.
Click through to see some pages from the soon-to-be classic. Are YOU ready to fist-pump down the rabbit hole?