What Your Signature Drink Says About You

Illustrated by Sydney Hass.
While you will likely order many different drinks over the course of your life, there will always be that one you fall back on for comfort's sake. So, it's important to get that drink right. Just like your hairstyle, your signature drink should reflect you and the vibe you exert; just imagine how weird it would feel if a cowboy walked into a saloon and ordered Champagne. Exactly.
To help you identify your perfect signature drink, we have paired a number of personality types with the drink that best reflects them. Go ahead, find yours.