21 Lustworthy Gifts For A Sexy Holiday Season

'Tis the season for holiday gift guides. By this time of year, they have infiltrated all corners of the Internet, promising to lead you to the perfect offering for everyone from your mother-in-law to your 10-year-old nephew. This particular iteration won't help you find the right present for just anyone in your life. But, if you're looking for a spicy gift for your lover, a token of affection for an open-minded friend, or a little something special for yourself, we can help.
Here, we've compiled 21 of our favorite pleasure products this year. From an elegant necklace no one will know is actually a vibrator to handcuffs that don't hide their function, these buys are intimate, playful, and stylish. Better yet, they run the price gamut, from affordable to luxe.
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Just make sure your sexy gift isn't unwrapped by the wrong person! We're here to make your holidays steamy, not awkward. Ahead, everything you need for some not-so-silent nights.
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We've written about the Mia 2 before, but it deserves pride of place in our holiday roundup, too. Throw this subtle little vibe in your purse with your other "lipsticks" and head out the door. It's perfect for the friend who's always traveling.

LELO Mia 2, $69, available at LELO.
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In our opinion, a sex toy roundup isn’t comprehensive without inclusion of at least one cock ring. You can get very fancy with c-rings, but here we’ve listed a basic model to get you started.

Screaming O Big O Multi-Stage Vibrating Penis Ring, $9.17, available at Amazon.
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Okay, while we have some words about the 50 Shades phenomenon, at least the pleasure products themed around the book get it right. And, there's no denying that Christian's trick of pulling out anal beads mid-orgasm is a very good idea.

Fifty Shades of Grey Official Pleasure Collection Pleasure Intensified Anal Beads, $18.99, available at Tulip.
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Take your anal play up a notch with beads that vibrate.

Pure Romance Vibrating Pleasure Beads, $24, available at Pure Romance.
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If a whip seems unapproachable, a riding crop can be a good entré into pain play. This classy iteration has good heft and won't fall apart.

Fifty Shades of Grey Official Pleasure Collection Sweet Sting Riding Crop, $34.99, available at Good Vibrations.
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This ultra-classy oscillating sleeve —suited for both masturbation and hands-free, partnered foreplay — could help give male sex toys a new image.

Hot Octopuss Pulse, $99, available at Jimmyjane.
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These handsome cuffs are absolutely on the author's holiday wish list. By day, they complement your outfit. By night, they take on a different role. Casually slip them on before a date and let your partner stew for a few hours, anticipating what you have in mind for later.

Crave Leather Cuff Bracelet, $62, available at Crave.
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The Crave cuffs are best suited to light bondage — it'd be a shame to break them! — but these heavy-duty babies can play as hard as you do.

Good Vibrations Bound To Please Neoprene Restraints, $17.00, available at Good Vibrations.
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The brand-new INA Wave mimics the movement of a lover's fingers: A "come-hither" motion inside massages your front wall ("G-spot"), while the rabbit extension stimulates your clit. This is the classic camel coat of your sex toy collection — meaning: it's not cheap, but so worth the investment.

LELO INA Wave, $199, available at LELO.
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Wear this Bluetooth-enabled massager inside your underwear, and let your partner take the wheel. Silly? Maybe, but also intimate and hilarious — not to mention ideal for when you and your partner are cooped up in a relative's house, with no bed-sharing allowed.

Ohmibod blueMotion, $129, available at Ohmibod.
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This portable pole-dancing kit is both easy to assemble and sturdy enough for spins and upside-down moves. Perfect for newbies and aficionados alike. Also, it lights up. Because: why not?

mipole Professional Light-up Pole Kit, $149.99, available at Spencer's.
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When it comes to solo playtime, we usually reach straight for something battery-powered, but dildos offer their own brand of pleasure. The high-quality, silicone Bandit is as realistic a model as we've found.

Vixen Creations Bandit, $116, available at Vixen Creations.
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"Oh," he'll say. "A tie?" Then you'll show him this tie has a dual purpose. Ohhhhh!

INCOQNITO Necktie Neck Accessory and Leash, $49, available at Good Vibrations.
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For the low low price of $35,000, you too could join the Mile High Club aboard the Jimmyjane jet! Use your four hours of flight time wisely.

Jimmyjane, The Jimmyjane Jet Set, $35,000, available at Jimmyjane.
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The surprisingly powerful vibrator hidden inside this sleek pendant can be your little secret. Unless you want to share. Order your Vesper engraved for a personalized touch.

Crave Vesper, $69, available at Crave.
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If you only ever use this elegant soy candle as, well, a candle, you'll have spent your money well. But, its liquefied wax makes for heavenly sensual massage oil, too.

Emily & Tony Aromatherapy Massage Candle, $38, available at Good Vibrations.
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We tend to find frosting and body sauces a bit messy — and a bit much. This sweet powder is the perfect compromise. It might even entice a partner who swears they don't like food in the bedroom.

Kama Sutra Honey Dust Chocolate Caress Kissable Body Powder, $18.49, available at Amazon.
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Easy on the wallet, amazing on the G-spot.

Doc Johnson Lucid Dream #14, $14.16, available at Amazon.
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Our friends over at Nerve have put together a practical (and inspirational) guide sure to make your sex routine a little less... routine.

Nerve Position of the Day Playbook, $12.95, available at Babeland.
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Slip this easy-to-use restraint setup under your mattress and get comfortable. You won't want to go anywhere for a while.

Pure Romance Bed, Bondage, & Beyond Soft Restraint System, $49, available at Pure Romance.
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Maybe you are all about strap-ons, and maybe you've never tried one before. Either way, this user- and budget-friendly model can find a role in anyone's sex life.

Pipedream Hollow Strap-On For Him Or Her, $29.95, available at Adam & Eve.
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