A.P.C.'s New Emergency Bathroom Fragrance: Post-Poo Drops

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Pooping. We all do it. No matter how stylish, famous, or beautiful you are, you still digest your (probably fancier) food just like everyone else. Along with love, it may be one of the few things that binds us together as a people.
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And normally speaking, we're fine spritzing some Febreeze or lighting a candle after we've done our business. But cheeky French label A.P.C. and Australian beauty brand Aesop believe we all deserve better. Behold, the Aprés-Poo Perfume.
Post-Poo Drops is the first bathroom scent created specifically for masking... well... you know what. Meant to be, ahem, dropped into your toilet bowl, "after vigorous bathroom activity has occurred," Post-Poo Drops feature floral and citrus top notes and, at $29, make a great housewarming gift for, "those who eat, drink, and digest daily."
Oh, and buy some for yourself while you're at it. 'Cause, well, you poo, too.
A.P.C. and Aesop Post-Poo Drops, $29, available at Aesop.
Photo: Courtesy Aesop.
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