And normally speaking, we're fine spritzing some Febreeze or lighting a candle after we've done our business. But cheeky French label A.P.C. and Australian beauty brand Aesop believe we all deserve better. Behold, the Aprés-Poo Perfume.
Post-Poo Drops is the first bathroom scent created specifically for masking... well... you know what. Meant to be, ahem, dropped into your toilet bowl, "after vigorous bathroom activity has occurred," Post-Poo Drops feature floral and citrus top notes and, at $29, make a great housewarming gift for, "those who eat, drink, and digest daily."
Oh, and buy some for yourself while you're at it. 'Cause, well, you poo, too.
A.P.C. and Aesop Post-Poo Drops, $29, available at Aesop.
Photo: Courtesy Aesop.