Hot Hotels! 5 Insanely Extravagant V-Day Packages


So, it's a week 'til V-Day and you've got your candy hearts and dinner rez ready — but, if you really want to go all out for the holiday, you'll have to step up to the (expensive) plate. Luckily, we live in NYC, where there are endless options for overindulgence. If a staycation (or you're visiting from out of town) is right up your alley — and you've got tons of cash to burn — we've got four luxe options that will have your S.O. at a loss for words. Click through to see what the romantic holiday has in store for you, and start saving now.

The Warwick Hotel Big Heart, William Randolph Hearst-Style Package

This over-the-top Midtown hotel is celebrating its creator with an even more over-the-top V-Day celebration. For the (not so) low price of over $21,000, you'll get two nights in one of the best suites, a personal photographer to record your visit, an in-room couple's massage, in-room meals, and a welcome bottle of Cristal — with souvenir monogrammed champagne flutes, of course. And, if that's not enough, you'll also get a $10,000 gift card to nearby Cartier, so you can add some diamonds to the affair.

Warwick Hotel, 65 West 54th Street (at Sixth Avenue); 212-314-7700.

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The Peninsula Hotel Private Poolside SuiteHearts Package

Do ever find yourself wishing that you had your own private indoor pool? Well, this Valentine's Day, the Peninsula is making dreams come true — if you're wiling to shell out $8,000, you can get free reign of the glass-enclosed space. The evening comes with a couple's massage in your suite (standard), a poolside five-course tasting menu, a bottle of Veuve Clicquot, and his-and-hers monogrammed robes and slippers. Just remember to bring your suit — we don't think the waiters will appreciate skinny-dipping.

The Peninsula, 700 Fifth Avenue (at 55th Street); 212-903 3923.

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The Mondrian Soho's Private Penthouse Dinner Party

So, you want to throw a dinner party to fete all your closest friends on this special day, but you don't want to actually, you know, cook. Enter the Iron Chef, José Garcias — turns out he's free on the 14, and can whip up a special meal to the highest bidder. If you've got $45,000 to spare, you can hire the Food Network star to prepare Mexican delicacies for you and 50 guests, to be enjoyed in the Penthouse Suite. If you're interested, simply call 800-606-6090 — just make sure your credit card has a high limit.

Mondrian Soho, 9 Crosby Street (between Howard and Grand streets); 212-389-1000.

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The Renaissance Hotel Love Blossoms Suite

People with allergies, beware: This special night is not for you. But for the rest of you flower-loving lovers, feel free to go petal-crazy — Renaissance hotels has decked out a special suite with a whopping 27,000 blooms. For $15,000 a night, you can lounge in hydrangeas, tulips, and, of course, roses (sans thorns!), plus get breakfast in bed, special cocktails, and more.

Renaissance Hotel, 714 Seventh Avenue (at West 48th Street); 212-765-7676.

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Thompson LES Hipster Love Package

Sure, the Thompson's Lower East Side outpost isn't just for hipsters, but it sure does attract a lot of 'em. If you'd like to get down with the city's trendiest folk, sign yourself up for this luxuriously hip package. You'll get breakfast in bed, a bottle of champagne to toast the holiday, and late checkout to sleep off your inevitable hangover.

Thompson LES, 190 Allen Street (between Stanton and Houston streets); 212-460-5300.

Photo: Courtesy of Thompson LES