The Best Free The Nipple! Foods For Miley Cyrus' Birthday

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Dearest Miley,

We are big fans of yours: From your enviable smoky speaking voice, to your awesome music, your amazing fashion sense, your outspoken supportiveness of LGBT issues, and your fearless defense of nipple rights, you stand out in our consciousness as the ultimate wild-child vegan nudist. We salute you and wish you the happiest of birthdays, full of all your favorite foods and drinks. In fact, we compiled some deliciousness for you that all look like, well, nipples, to celebrate your big two-three and support your campaign to "#freedatshit." (Yeah, we know, real mature, but we couldn't resist.) Hey, now: Come to think of it, pics of food and drinks that look like tits could be a great way to circumvent those ridiculous Instagram rules — are we right?! Anyway, cheers, and we hope you enjoy.

With love and admiration always,
The Refinery29 Food Team

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"Hot" Latte

Wouldn't it be fun to start the day off with this booby cappuccino?
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Breast Mug

We could even really "go there" and have the cappuccino served to you in this titty tankard!
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Booby Potato

Maybe for a mid-morning/early afternoon snack, you could grab some fries made with potatoes…but only if they look like this!
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Pierced P'ep'es

Or, OMG, this pizza?!
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3-D Boob Cookies

Let's top it all off with a little baked bosom!
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Japanese "Boob Buns"

For the most Instagrammable cake ever, what about amassing 24 (plus one for good luck!) of these Japanese Boob Buns? Just imagine what these would look like with sparklers in them!
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Nipple Cakes

We are also a big advocate of home cooking, so you could skip the Japanese pastries and just bake your own cupcakes to share with all your BFFs.
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Candy Nipple Tassels

And before you go out to "da klerb"and dance your 23-year-old face off, please consider wearing these edible nipple tassels.
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