Forget The Bird Cage: These SoBe Retirees Have Original Miami Style

You may think you've got brunch style down with your wide-brimmed hat, slacks, and loose chambray shirt, but you know who can always out-fab you when it comes to pure leisure looks? Old people. These vintage shots of senior citizens flaunting their early-bird-special fashions in South Beach, in particular, show that us whippersnappers have a lot to learn about truly bold style choices. We dare you — no — we double-dog dare you to even attempt any of these. Click over to How to Be A Retronaut for the full SoBe senior style gallery, or just click through our slideshow to see the best of Miami fogie fashion. If there is one thing we can take away from this look back at some of Miami's more antiqued treasures, it's sunscreen: Guys, no joke. Wear it. Wear it always! (How To Be A Retronaut)
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Loving the striped dress, luxe purse, and colorful accessory on this lass.

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And this is just what she wears to the grocery store.

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Don't lie — you would totally wear the swimsuit on the left (and the turban, too).

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We can't handle the coordination here. Everything clashes — but everything matches!

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Colors of the season, right?

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"Oh us? Just chillin'."

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