Your feet are tired, sad, mistreated, and need extra confidence, and nothing would make them happier than a little lingerie. Yes, you read that right—new company Half Pretties makes lingerie for your feet in the form of lacy little peds that cover just your toes. It's sort of like a car bra for your foot—equally useless and everyone will wonder why you bothered, but at least you're happy with your investment. The idea is that when worn with a flat or heel, a little bit of the lace will peek out like a camisole, but for your foot. Half Pretties come in three varieties (original, bridal, and flirties—seriously) and several colors, so you're covered for all occasions, including funerals, baptisms, bar mitzvahs, and whatever life event you need lacy foot bras for.
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