Nine Accessories Trends That Stole The Spring Shows —Of course, by stole, we meant dazzled, and not robbed like one of our father's worriedly emailed in response.
Get Sacked! Pack it Away With the Latest Pouch Necklaces—There's a funny story involving google image searches, the word "sacks", and our poor market researchers, but we'll save that for another day.
Take That, Karl! Our Favorite Stylish, Smokin', Curvaceous Ladies —We love Chanel. But sometimes, the Kaiser can be a little annoying. To our fellow "fat mothers with their bags of chips sitting in front of the television," let's go sit on him!
Designers Give the Latest Creepers a Luxe New Spin—Though personally (going to switch to the first person for this), I, Connie Wang, think that creepers regardless of "luxeness" make anyone look like they play trumpet in a ska band. This is a bad thing.
Move Over Models! These Cutie Critters Are Stealing Your Job—You know us. Any excuse to feature cute widdle puppies.