Lady Gaga's pulling a James Franco and adding another checked box on the ultimate resume—late last night it was announced that she would be joining V magazine as a columnist. Her "Mother Monster" musings will debut in V magazine's Summer Issue 2011 set to hit newsstands May 12. While we have no friggin' clue what she's going to cover (perhaps the spawning of a new race and the birth of evil?) we do know that she's—as per usual,—involving her adoring fans. In a contest called "Drawn This Way," the pop diva is asking readers to come up with illustrations of her to replace a standard headshot. Each issue, the mag will feature a different creation. The due date for entries is this Sunday—to submit, email firstname.lastname@example.org. We wonder who's going to experiment with blood and semen...just saying.