Doggie Bag: Consumer Perversions, Hall for Chanel, and Lilo's Leggings

doggiebag-1208Advertisers know that deep inside every consumer beats the heart of a dirty, dirty pervert. (Huffington Post) The economy has gotten so bad that poor Jeff Koons has been reduced to painting boats. (PSFK)
Somehow, we've gotten to the point that Kate Moss acting like a normal person for 12 hours counts as news. (Hint)
You wouldn't know it by looking at us, but we are actually very pro girdle. (Jezebel)
Stylist jokes that you can double your wardrobe by wearing your clothes upside-down. We double that by suggesting you wear them sideways. (Stylist)
Lindsay Lohan's leggings are selling… for no good reason that we can think of. (Huffington Post)
Give Chanel some credit for turning to Jerry Hall instead of some 15-year-old Croat. (FWD)
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