Ho, Ho, Ho! The Worst Sexy Christmas Costumes

The holidays are Halloween's unsung costume cousin—some consider it a second opportunity to spread some seasonal cheer with a festive fuzz-trimmed hat or a novelty antler headband. But, as with any opportunity to dress up, things get skank-ified. This year, sexy Christmas costumes abound, and we've scoured the internet (and scarred ourselves in the process) to find the most inspired "costumes". So, deck the halls with boughs of sexy—we've got all the looks (un)covered!