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The important reminders about fireworks and their dangers to the body aren't funny. But, this guy's inappropriate reaction to them is unreal.
How many days do you think it took before she realized she was basically talking about sex?
It wouldn't even be that bad if he wasn't so fixed on Tropical Storm John's "moisture" and "precipitation."