34 Bizarro Craigslist Ads To Read NOW

UPDATE: Craigslist doesn't sleep, so why should we? Ahead, the old, the new, the weird.
You know that porcelain clown your aunt Mildred gave you for your 12th birthday? You're probably looking to get that thing off your hands. And the guy singing Ke$ha on the morning commute? You probably want to call him out. And that's when you turn to the one and only Craigslist — a place to vent, a place to sell, a place to reconnect (and oh, so, so much more) — all from the safety of your own computer chair. Ahead, the 34 nuttiest NYC ads we've seen in a while — from awesome to #awkward. Happy hump day!