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Man, season three of
is so good, we wish it was Thursday already. Not so good? The cast's annoying habit of rolling out crap product after crap product. Some of them, however despicable, make sense—we'll grant that there are viewers sweating The Sitch's abs, or misguided souls lusting after JWOWW's golden-on-speed glow. Others, not so much. Swilling muscle-building vodka? Puke. Listening to Angelina's music? Deadly. The trashy loot has apparently gotten so out-of-control, The High Low felt it was necessary to put together a guide to all the Jersey Shore merch out there. Warning: It's about as pretty as Snooki.
Click through to see our choice selection of Jersey Shore castmembers questionable products, and don't forget to see the whole list here!
Grab your most comfortable sneakers — or, realistically, just flex those fingers (we’re mostly online buyers here, anyway) — because it’s time to shop. Like, really shop. Now is when your favorite retailers are stocking their racks and virtual shelves with that awesome spring merch you’ve been waiting for. If read
[UPDATE: This story was originally published on January 26, 2015.] Juno. Thor. Whatever we end calling this new storm. Are we done yet? While we've yet to see anything approaching the promised Worst Snowstorm In History so far this year, we have been dealing with some totally extreme weather conditions here in New York read