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From Bronzer To Garment Bags, The LOL Guide To Jersey Shore Stars Questionable Endorsement Deals

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    Man, season three of Jersey Shore is so good, we wish it was Thursday already. Not so good? The cast's annoying habit of rolling out crap product after crap product. Some of them, however despicable, make sense—we'll grant that there are viewers sweating The Sitch's abs, or misguided souls lusting after JWOWW's golden-on-speed glow. Others, not so much. Swilling muscle-building vodka? Puke. Listening to Angelina's music? Deadly. The trashy loot has apparently gotten so out-of-control, The High Low felt it was necessary to put together a guide to all the Jersey Shore merch out there. Warning: It's about as pretty as Snooki.

    Click through to see our choice selection of Jersey Shore castmembers questionable products, and don't forget to see the whole list here!

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