Man, season three of
is so good, we wish it was Thursday already. Not so good? The cast's annoying habit of rolling out crap product after crap product
. Some of them, however despicable, make sense—we'll grant that there are viewers sweating The Sitch's abs, or misguided souls lusting after JWOWW's golden-on-speed glow. Others, not so much. Swilling muscle-building vodka? Puke. Listening to Angelina's music? Deadly. The trashy loot has apparently gotten so out-of-control, The High Low
felt it was necessary to put together a guide to all the Jersey Shore
merch out there. Warning: It's about as pretty as Snooki.
Click through to see our choice selection of Jersey Shore
castmembers questionable products, and don't forget to see the whole list here