All Of The Friendsgivings on Friends, Ranked

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An English trifle doesn't have beef in it. You can and should put a dead turkey on your head when you're trying to win back the affection of your lover*. These are the lessons Friends has taught us about Thanksgiving. But, while the series itself holds a permanent place in our hearts, not every Thanksgiving episode had the same effect on us. Ahead, a definitive ranking of all Friendsgivings, from the beef trifles (worst) to the crème de la crème (best).
*Never put a dead turkey on your head. It seems both irrational and impossible and also gross. Unless you are Mr. Bean. In that case, putting a turkey on your head is logical and encouraged.