An English trifle doesn't have beef in it. You can and should put a dead turkey on your head when you're trying to win back the affection of your lover*. These are the lessons Friends
has taught us about Thanksgiving. But, while the series itself holds a permanent place in our hearts, not every Thanksgiving episode had the same effect on us. Ahead, a definitive ranking of all Friends
givings, from the beef trifles (worst) to the crème de la crème (best).*Never put a dead turkey on your head. It seems both irrational and impossible and also gross. Unless you are Mr. Bean. In that case, putting a turkey on your head is logical and encouraged.