Now You Can Adorn Your Lady Parts With Feathers & Fur
Is your vagina suffering from S.A.D. (what, it happens?). Well, now there's a way to pep up your poonani
this winter: Feathers! The inventor of vajazzling, Completely Bare
, is launching two new services to help you
turn on your significant other (or random hookup, we're not judging) this Valentine's Day
. For $195, you can have a trained professional rip out all of your pubic hair and glue some brightly-colored feathers in their place. Carnivale indeed. If you prefer your labia to look a bit more luxe, $225 will buy you the Foxy Bikini, featuring real fox fur in a variety of hues
— that's right, your very own fur merkin!
With all those feathers, fur, and rhinestones, it's going to start looking like a Mardi Gras parade down there if you're over zealous. We're not sure when it became the norm to flamboyantly accessorize your va-jay-jay, but we can't say we're on board. If that's what floats your boat, then by all means go crazy, but we'll keep our lady parts feather-free, thankyouverymuch. (TMZ
Photos: (Homepage) Via Bebe; (Above) Via TMZ.