Fame is a funny thing. Sure, some people get it from being good at their job and respected by the public, but that's not the fame we're talking about. We mean the kind that comes with cameras, followers, and commercials for products you know nothing about. Fame for fame's sake. There's nothing like it.

Of course, to have anything longer than 15 minutes of this, you have to want it. To choose it every morning when you wake up — talk to it, water it, let it grow until it's bigger than you. Are you up for this sort of commitment? You can see a shining example in VH1's new show, Barely Famous (which premieres March 18 at 9:30/8:30c), but until then, find your answer with this decision tree. Just remember us when you get your own line of tampons.