We Caption The Best Of The Fall Campaigns

The September issues are starting to weigh down the newsstands, and for the true, ride-or-die fashion fans out there, there's more to fall fashion than just baroque prints and One Direction shoot: there are the fall ad campaigns to stalk as well.
Millions of dollars, thousands of hours, and hundreds of gimlet-eyed folks have been hard at work to fill the pages and screens of your favorite magazines, web sites, and publications... and we're here to break them down for you. And even though a picture says a thousand words, we're here to offer a few more. Ahead, you'll find our captions for our favorite fall ad campaigns.
Want to add your two cents as well? Click here to contribute your own captions, the best of which we'll be publishing on the site on Friday!
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The Plastics may have worn pink on Wednesdays, but Thursdays were strictly reserved for red pants and white tops.

Photo: Courtesy of Chloé
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Kanye West wants to look like this when he grows up.

Photo: Courtesy of Alexander McQueen
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Little Metalhead On The Prairie.

Photo: Courtesy of Balenciaga
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Perhaps if Lindsey starred in Spike Jonze’s Where The Wild Things Are, it would have done better at the box office.

Photo: Courtesy of Mulberry
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Brokeback Mountain as envisioned by Rossella Jardini.

Photo: Courtesy of Moschino
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Chloë just gave her YouTube impersonator like, two years worth of new material right here.

Photo: Courtesy of Miu MIu
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Now we’re wondering what an Alexander Wang sweater tastes like.

Photo: Courtesy of Alexander Wang
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Erm. Now where have we seen this before? (Hint, click back a slide.)

Photo: Courtesy of Proenza Schouler
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Two heads may be better than one. But what about three pant legs?

Photo: Courtesy of Givenchy
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With a smile so warm, Jacquie didn't even need that matching fur stole.

Photo: Lanvin
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Kenzo's bid for the U.S. gymnastics team.

Photo: Courtesy of Kenzo
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Although you would have never thought it, Anais had the worst time hailing a cab.

Photo: Courtesy of Sonia Rykiel
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You meet the oddest folks on Amtrak.

Photo: Courtesy of Louis Vuitton
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See, even Lana Del Rey is bored of Lana Del Rey.

Photo: Courtesy of H&M
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When Bob asked his wife to redecorate the living room to be more '70s, he had no idea just how far she would take it.

Photo: Courtesy of Prada