File this under: Things We Wish Were Real. Someone hung up a laminated sign on behalf of the City of Stonnington banning Ed Hardy from the premises of Chapel Street. The sign reads:
"The City of Stonignton [sic] and Chapel St [sic] Precinct hereby announce that Ed Hardy shall cease trading immediately.
Despite claims of financial troubles, Ed Hardy have [sic] actually contravened style and taste laws, and are [sic] no longer permitted within a 20km radius of Chapel St.
In turn, all you fuck-head Jersey Shore wannabes can go back to the suburbs, to spend the exorbitant amounts of cash you were going to use on bedazzled wifebeaters, on your illegitimate children instead.
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Please do not return."
Though we can't say that we don't share the same ill-will towards the brand, we recommend that when you're faking a letter from the city, you should probably make sure to spell the city name correctly.
What were they so mad about? Look here—the worst of the worst Ed Hardy products.