Back in grammar school, dangling modifiers were our worst enemy — you know, next to long division. (Sometimes, they still are.) These days, though, not all of 'em are out to lower our GPA or make our English papers die a slow, red-ink-stained death. Instead, we've compiled a new roster of so-called dangling modifiers meant to adorn our ears: chandelier earrings. That sounds a lot more pleasant, doesn't it? Up ahead, shop 15 unexpected, updated versions of the tried-and-true bauble. And, leave those grade-school woes in the past.
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