Daily Diversion: What Not To Say To Someone You Just Met At A Party

You meet someone at a party, things go great, you talk about things you both like, and you exchange number. Great! That's awesome! Now, don't immediately go calling them, especially when you've just had the equivalent of a oil drum of bottom-shelf vodka.... because, you might end up sounding like this video below, and that would be very, very bad for you (and very, very good for YouTube). (The Hairpin)