You're the type of person who was late to file for an extension on your taxes. You routinely stop by your corner liquor store to find birthday presents. You're known for getting stuck on the side of the road because you've overestimated — again — how far you can go when the empty warning lights up. You're a procrastinator. Own it.
But, just because you take your sweet, sweet time in life doesn't mean that buying a bagged costume at a Halloween superstore is the kind of thing you're down to do. You're more creative than that. (And, who has time to get to a Halloween superstore?) We've come up with three ridiculously easy costumes that you can make from things laying around your house (or, in our case, the office supply closet). Press play for ideas now or on the afternoon of the 31st, an hour before you have to be at a party.