There are comets that come around more often than the weather that's happening today. We hope you're all diligently lying to your bosses about sick days, jury duty, and anything else that's getting you outdoors. We just noticed something kinda rad though, and for kicks, we're pointing it out. You know all your friends in consistently sunny cities, with their endless outdoor brunches and days at the beach? Head to a park, a cafe, or just stop messing around and go to Big Star. Then, send em' this. That will shut them up.