Caption This: Jessica Hart And Lydia Hearst By Marc Hom (NSFW)

Winning caption: "As open as she was to the Monsignor's suggestions, Sister Mary Frances was pretty sure this was NOT how you solved a problem like Maria." —Erin Donnelly
Runner up: "The Catholic Church's new ad campaign finally gets people to go to church." —Jennifer Ortwein
Editor's note: You guys reported this editorial's boobs to Facebook, and the photo was taken down, so too bad you don't get to read the other caption options this week.