Caption This! Abbey Lee Kershaw In i-D By David Bailey

Winning caption: "When Jessica suggested to her romantically-clueless friend, Abbey, that she be more direct with men, this was not what she had in mind." —Sasha Stumacher Kellner
Runner up: "Where did they paint the mouth?Denise Davila Abbey desperately wanted to prove that she had depth, she REALLY wanted to show that she understood that the eyes ARE the window to the soul, but unfortunately, the truth was that Abbey was just a boob." —Nicole Funke
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