Shut it down! Rachel Zoe is splitting up with her assistant Brad Goreski. In their latest issue, Brad tells People cheesily, "I love Rachel and she's taught me everything I know. But there's a point where either I do it now or I'll never know what it's like to spread my wings and soar." And it was amicable! Rachel says of the 33-year old's departure, "We couldn't stop hugging and we couldn't stop crying," she says. "He did this with such class and elegance. And I get it. I just told him, 'I'm here for you always.'" We think the move made sense, as Brad was becoming more and more famous and less and less of an assistant, but Zoe will have a hard time reviving her show without our favorite TV gay. Job applicants be forewarned—you may have to smell Zoe's morning breath. Says Zoe: "We have a relationship that's not normal. I jump into bed with him and wake him up and we have these pow wows and he's like, 'Wow, I haven't brushed my teeth." We wonder where Brad is going to go, since we have no idea what Taylor does now. We hear there's an opening at Ungaro. Kidding!