We're pretty sure choosing the right sex toy is more important than choosing the right apartment. Okay, maybe that’s a stretch — but at the very least it's not as simple as grocery shopping. What’s too much or too little to spend? Do you want something basic, or would a few bells and whistles (literal or otherwise) be a nice change of pace? What if you have a nosy roommate? What if you’re creeped out by silicone?
Before you get buried in an avalanche of your own questions, click through our (somewhat comprehensive) shopping guide and find the right sex toy for you, whether for $20 or $4,000. Those price points aren't an exaggeration; the final item in our guide will blow you away — maybe in more ways than one, if you decide to buy it.