Forget Angelina Jolie. Anja Rubik’s Leg Is The Biggest Show-Off Of All

With the daring Met Ball fashions that paraded across Anna's red carpet last night, none made us do a spit-take quite like Anja Rubik's. Cut to the waist and threatening to expose Anja's vanja lest an idle breeze from Andre Leon Talley's cape sweep by, the high slit on the supermodel's Anthony Vaccarello "dress" made Angelina Jolie's Oscar gown look like a nun's habit.

Without a wardrobe malfunction captured on camera, we're convinced that either Anya sold her soul for a pair of magical gams, or she's managed to find the most infallible double-stick tape on the planet. Either way — wow. Now, who's gonna make her leg a Twitter account? Our contribution? Click through to see.