Go big or go home? Well, you went big, you went home — and now you are well and truly hungover. Your head is foggy, you've spent the morning in the bathroom, and either an ink pen exploded all over your bed linens or you went to bed without washing off your smoky eye makeup again. What can we say? You're an animal.
And even though it really, really doesn't feel like it, you're also in luck. We can't whip you up a hair of the dog or hold back your hair, but we can steer you towards some hangover essentials that will get you back on your feet — or at least out of bed for a few minutes. It's all about the baby steps.
And even though it really, really doesn't feel like it, you're also in luck. We can't whip you up a hair of the dog or hold back your hair, but we can steer you towards some hangover essentials that will get you back on your feet — or at least out of bed for a few minutes. It's all about the baby steps.
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Because The Light, Oh, The Light...
Man, it's bright in here! Shut out the light Holly Golightly-style with a cute eye mask. This one has the added bonus of being scented with lavender, which should help soothe you back into slumber mode.
Francesca's Kitty Cat Lavender Scented Eye Mask, $18, available at Francesca's.
Man, it's bright in here! Shut out the light Holly Golightly-style with a cute eye mask. This one has the added bonus of being scented with lavender, which should help soothe you back into slumber mode.
Francesca's Kitty Cat Lavender Scented Eye Mask, $18, available at Francesca's.
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Because You're Still Wearing Last Night's Makeup
Smeared red lipstick and black eyeliner running down your cheeks = not a good look.
Neutrogena Makeup Remover Cleansing Towelettes, $6.99, available at Neutrogena.
Smeared red lipstick and black eyeliner running down your cheeks = not a good look.
Neutrogena Makeup Remover Cleansing Towelettes, $6.99, available at Neutrogena.
Because There's No Way You're Getting Dressed
Don't tell us: You were still wearing your dress and tights when you woke up. It's fine. We've all been there. The key thing now is to strip down and settle in for a full day of lounging. This set is comfy, but chic enough to stifle any anxiety about looking like a slob.
J.Crew Vintage Pajama Set, $95, available at J.Crew.
Don't tell us: You were still wearing your dress and tights when you woke up. It's fine. We've all been there. The key thing now is to strip down and settle in for a full day of lounging. This set is comfy, but chic enough to stifle any anxiety about looking like a slob.
J.Crew Vintage Pajama Set, $95, available at J.Crew.
Because You're Not Quite Ready To Face A Shower
Feeling too delicate to stand under the shower head? It's cool. Just shake on some dry shampoo and work it through your locks to hide evidence of last night's sweaty dance-off.
Living Proof Perfect Hair Day Dry Shampoo, $22, available at Sephora.
Feeling too delicate to stand under the shower head? It's cool. Just shake on some dry shampoo and work it through your locks to hide evidence of last night's sweaty dance-off.
Living Proof Perfect Hair Day Dry Shampoo, $22, available at Sephora.
Because You Still Look Like Death
Dull, dehydrated skin bringing you down? Look for a mask that will slough off dead skin and other impurities while giving you a lovely glow. You still feel terrible, but at least you look better!
Tata Harper Resurfacing Mask, $55, available at Sephora.
Dull, dehydrated skin bringing you down? Look for a mask that will slough off dead skin and other impurities while giving you a lovely glow. You still feel terrible, but at least you look better!
Tata Harper Resurfacing Mask, $55, available at Sephora.
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Because You Just Want To Hide
Today is the day you get to layer on blankets and a ridiculously soft hoodie. Pull the hood up to achieve the full leave-me-alone-cruel-world effect.
Chinti and Parker Color-block Cashmere Hooded Top, $495, available at Net-a-Porter.
Today is the day you get to layer on blankets and a ridiculously soft hoodie. Pull the hood up to achieve the full leave-me-alone-cruel-world effect.
Chinti and Parker Color-block Cashmere Hooded Top, $495, available at Net-a-Porter.
Because Everyone Is Being So Damn Loud
Can't a girl get a little peace and quiet when she's feeling rotten? Use these to tune out your roommate's chatty boyfriend, who is clearly not getting the hint that you're not up for conversation.
Frends x BaubleBar Helios Layla Headphone Set, $175, available at BaubleBar.
Can't a girl get a little peace and quiet when she's feeling rotten? Use these to tune out your roommate's chatty boyfriend, who is clearly not getting the hint that you're not up for conversation.
Frends x BaubleBar Helios Layla Headphone Set, $175, available at BaubleBar.
