Twitter Troll: Saturn Headbands, No Black Summers, Blogging Birthdays

glamourdotcom: "Those of you obsessed with accessories have to see this--it might just be the craziest headband we've ever seen:" For the Lady Gaga lite amongst us.
ElizandJames: "Goal for next week: wear color/no black every day. May have to buy whole new wardrobe this weekend..." If it's as hot as it was last weekend, not wearing black might actually be practical, too.
danny_roberts: "Today is the 2 year anniversary of start of the blogger Portrait Series! :) >>>" We're celebrating our 5th birthday in two week!
mollysmith: "Double Nut-Dip Deluxe? Double Red Merlin? I look at a Mr. Softee truck and all I see are sex acts." Even Mr. Softee's name is a bit naughty...