Chris Pratt surprised kids at a Guardians of the Galaxy screening, because he is a dreamboat. (The Mary Sue)
Y'all gonna make DMX lose his mind up in here — here being Six Flags. (TMZ)
Touché, Someecards. Touché. (Twitter)
Finally, a beautiful soul took the time to rank all of Strong Bad's emails. Thank you, Internet. (Vulture)
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