If you hate Hallmark, conversation hearts, and all the other nonsense shoved down your throat for Valentine's Day, we get it. Your dating status is not always as obvious as a teddy bear that says "I love you." So, in order to help de-mystify your February 14 gift-giving possibilities, we've focused on real-life scenarios and the presents that are perfect for your almost significant other, the girlfriend you wanna celebrate singledom with, or even the guy you've been meaning to break up with but haven't quite found the time (or the guts to do it). Of course, we're not saying that you shouldn't celebrate the love you've got, but this year, we're into cheering the gray area. Oh, and Russell Stover? You're not invited.
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