Whether you loathe it or love it, get out your calendars—Halloween is T minus 14 days away, and we know you don't want to be that sad sack who's beating back the rest of the uninspired crowd at Ricky's two hours before you need to be at your first party (we're not talking from experience here, or anything). Unless you're one of those freaks who plans your All Hallow's Eve ensemble when the rest of us are still working on our tans, we're thinking you could use a little inspiration. Your wish, our command: We hit up the fashion folks who inspire us to share their choicest Halloween costumes of all time. They're equal parts outrageous (we're talking to you Christian Siriano), frightening (Maleficent, meet Becka Diamond), and just aww-dorable (baby Timo as a witch!). Leave the Snooki-in-a-bag kit to Debbie in accounting, and take your cues from these guys. Just don't forget to take a picture of your kitted-up kick-ass style—we'll need it for next year's costume crack.
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