A Sex Toy Shaped Like The Eggplant Emoji Exists, In Case You Were Wondering

If you aren't familiar with the nearly exclusively NSFW applications for the eggplant (also known as the aubergine) emoji, you've been occupying some very squeaky-clean corners of the internet. Everyone's favorite phallic stand-in has been the star of many a misguided sext for years. And now, in a nod to its cultural significance, there's a vibrator made in its likeness. The Emojibator went on sale online last week. As much of a novelty as it may appear (the product description promises a "healthy serving of vitamin D"), it has some pretty legit features. It's made of medical-grade silicone, has 10 vibration settings, and its "stem" is completely watertight. But, most importantly, it really is an exact, real-life replica of its emoji forebear. If we're being honest, we're surprised it took someone this long to make such a thing. Only time will tell if its peach-shaped counterpart will get the same treatment. The Emojibator is available now for just $32, shipping worldwide.