Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux Got Married — For Real This Time

We think giant cakes, huge dance floors, and crowds of friends are required for any good party. But when Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are the ones throwing it, and they invite a pastor, it's time to ring the wedding bells. TMZ posted photos of the scene at Aniston and Theroux's Bel Air mansion on August 5, including snaps of a pastor carrying a Bible, guests like Ellen DeGeneres arriving in SUVs, and the aforementioned giant cake with two Muppet-esque figures on top. Those puppets were notably not Kermit and Miss Piggy, who recently broke up, but two lovey dovey figures looking very much like husband and wife. According to TMZ, other guests at the bash included longtime friends John Krasinski and Emily Blunt, Howard Stern, Lisa Kudrow, and Chelsea Handler. And, in one picture that's giving us serious FOMO, the couple's backyard is filled tables and chairs in an oh-so-familiar wedding reception arrangement. People has confirmed that this over-the-top party was a top-secret wedding, and we can't help feeling relieved — if only so the weekly tabloids can finally put an end to their "Jen Is Sad And Alone!" headlines with unflattering photos of Aniston on the cover. Even if they switch gears to "Divorce For Sad, Lonely Jen," it's a small win. [People, TMZ] We've reached out to Aniston and Theroux's reps for comment.