Amy Schumer has found her calling. Forget The Bachelorette, because the Trainwreck star is headed to the garden state to star in The Real Housewives Of Secaucus. Not Trenton or Princeton, but Secaucus, which is just 30 minutes away from Franklin Lakes, where RHONJ's Jacqueline Laurita and Caroline Manzo reside. Schumer will be boisterously breaking into Bravo's infamous franchise.
As you'd expect, Schumer fits right in as she's, "Real, in the house a lot and has had sex with a lot of married people." Apparently, that's all it takes folks. More importantly, she's got the body language and tag lines down. "I don't need a man, but I want one...any one," she said. If that doesn't seal the deal, she's all about a big wine glass that's consistently half full. Take a look at the priceless audition video below, and let the countdown to lunch dates with Melissa Gorga begin.
Like this post? There's more. Get tons of celeb goodness, insider intel, movie and TV news, and more on the Refinery29 Entertainment Facebook page!