Amy Schumer's Audition For The Real Housewives Is Hilarious

Photo: Gregory Pace/BEImages/Rex USA.
Amy Schumer has found her calling. Forget The Bachelorette, because the Trainwreck star is headed to the garden state to star in The Real Housewives Of Secaucus. Not Trenton or Princeton, but Secaucus, which is just 30 minutes away from Franklin Lakes, where RHONJ's Jacqueline Laurita and Caroline Manzo reside. Schumer will be boisterously breaking into Bravo's infamous franchise.

As you'd expect, Schumer fits right in as she's, "Real, in the house a lot and has had sex with a lot of married people." Apparently, that's all it takes folks. More importantly, she's got the body language and tag lines down. "I don't need a man, but I want one...any one," she said. If that doesn't seal the deal, she's all about a big wine glass that's consistently half full. Take a look at the priceless audition video below, and let the countdown to lunch dates with Melissa Gorga begin.

Advertisement


Like this post? There's more. Get tons of celeb goodness, insider intel, movie and TV news, and more on the Refinery29 Entertainment Facebook page!
Advertisement

More from News

Dusty Rose Levine 9/21/16 A photo posted by Adam Levine (@adamlevine) on Sep 23, 2016 at 9:40pm PDT Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo Levine have ...
Update: Marion Cotillard's longtime partner, Guillaume Canet, has also weighed in on the Pitt-Jolie divorce rumors. In a post on Instagram, he wrote a long...
Fact: When a woman turns 30, she can do whatever the fuck she wants. To be sure, a woman can do just about anything just about anytime she wants. The ...
You could spend all day critiquing the media for the lack of compelling content created by and starring women. But why not put the kind of female-centric...
Last month, Star Wars star Daisy Ridley abruptly quit Instagram. The internet assumed that online bullying spurred her departure, because, well, the ...
Kylie Jenner has been summoned for questioning in a lawsuit against Tyga, TMZ reports. Before October 6, Jenner will appear for examination in a case ...
Pharrell Williams, the man responsible for "Happy," the song that would not go away, is expecting another child with his wife, Helen Lasichanh, E! Online...
Think about your nineteenth birthday. Perhaps it was not as special as your eighteenth birthday, but still a good birthday. You're an adult. Maybe you're...
Brad Pitt has added a well-known Beverly Hills attorney to take his side in one of the biggest Hollywood splits of our time. Pitt will be represented ...
Birth of a Nation star Gabrielle Union defended her director, Nate Parker, at the movie's premiere. To say that controversy has dogged the director and...
Last we saw Daniel Radcliffe, he was riding a farting corpse across the ocean. That's totally okay! Radcliffe's post-Potter career choices have veered ...
Katie Prager, whose relationship with fellow cystic fibrosis sufferer Dalton Prager was seen as similar to the love story in The Fault in Our Stars, has ...
Somewhere in California, there is a very lucky (very tiny) baby. E! News reports that Behati Prinsloo gave birth to a baby girl. Her arrival comes just a...
People now reports that the LAPD is not investigating child abuse allegations against Pitt, though the L.A. County Department of Children and Family ...