15 Men Who Just Cannot Believe Women Are Good At Soccer

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The U.S. Women's National Team is absolutely killing it. On Tuesday, it beat Germany 2-0 and will now advance to the finals Sunday night. This is awesome news, but to some it's also incredible news β€” as in, they actually cannot believe it.

A legion of male sports fans has found that it really enjoys watching the World Cup, and yet feels super-flabergasted that it could enjoy the fun of an international sporting tournament played entirely by...women. As such, they have taken to Twitter to express their surprise.
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Holy shit, bro. I cannot believe you did that! Were you tricked somehow? Better delete your search history while you're at it, because you don't want these guys to find you out.
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Or maybe you could invite over some other men who are shocked to report that the U.S. women's team is talented.
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You know what no one's talking about? How F-I-N-E these lady players are. I mean what's professional athleticism when the athletes got boobies.
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Now, before you get mad at these guys, just hear them out.
And, scene. At least we can all take heart in knowing these guys are the minority here. Most people β€” both men and women β€” are psyched out of their minds for the finals. In fact, it's safe to say most fans are more like this winner right here.
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