NSFW Ice Cream? Yes, It Exists!

Photographed by Anna-Alexia Basile.
How do you make an ordinary scoop of ice cream X-rated? Just ask Three Twins Ice Cream — in honor of S.F. Pride, the Bay Area-based ice cream company, known for its playful treats, has released a slew of racy flavors with names that are guaranteed to make you both giggle and beam with local pride.

Among its most provocative offerings: Two Bottoms Don't Make A Top, Bear Bait, and Maple Stonewall-Nut. Try ordering those in front of co-workers.

Each year, Three Twins Ice Cream serves a signature set of LGBTQ-inspired flavors that you'll only be able to find during the month of June. "I think that it’s great that we live in a time and place where people can celebrate who they are and we are excited to offer these amazing and fun flavors,” says Three Twins founder and LGBTQ activist Neal Gottlieb.

However, this isn't the first time an ice cream company has celebrated the LGBTQ community with a new flavor announcement. Sweet treat behemoth Ben & Jerry’s celebrated gay marriage by renaming Chubby Hubby to Hubby Hubby in 2009.

Other standout flavors from this year's bunch? Dorothy’s Ruby Slipper, a raspberry sorbet; Freedom to Marry Cherry, a delicious dark chunk cherry; Gay Vanilla, a pink vanilla with beet juice; and a chocolate orange confetti called Laverne Cox’s Chocolate Orange Is The New Black. Okay, this might be the best and tastiest way to celebrate Pride, ever. Who's hungry?

More from San Francisco

The tech industry is growing at a head-snapping pace, with a pool of talent that includes some of the world’s brightest innovators, movers, and shakers. ...
In a dream world, we would all roll out of bed with perfectly imperfect hair. You know, like the stuff you see in rom-coms and on Kate Moss. But, let’s be ...
We don’t know about you, but we’re not sure we can handle another "S.F. is the most expensive city in the world" headline. We get it — San Francisco is an ...
We've all had that moment where we're about to utter the name of one of the city's hottest restaurant…then come to realize we don't know exactly how on ...
Update: Last year San Francisco publisher The Bold Italic unofficially won April Fools' Day with the most over-the-top, NSFW office prank we've ever ...
In the window of a gallery in San Francisco’s Mission district, Mirabelle Jones paced the enclosed space in nothing but nude underwear. Razor blades ...
San Francisco: It’s a city as much defined by its coffee culture as it is by its tech scene. Around here, if you’re going out to get coffee, you’re likely ...
I get a text message alerting me that my marijuana delivery will be at my apartment in four minutes. "You can track your driver by clicking this link," ...
If there’s one acronym that comes to mind when you think of San Francisco’s Folsom Street Fair, it would have to be "NSFW." This past Sunday, the annual ...
When it comes to delivery services in San Francisco, food isn't the only commodity that you can order straight to your front door. From groceries to ...
While San Francisco may be home to a copious amount of high-rises and skyscrapers, this city isn't just an urban jungle. Sitting right next to the Pacific ...
Benedetta Amadi lives with her husband and their dogs, Marlo and Giuno, in a beautiful and cozy San Francisco two-bedroom. Hailing from Genoa, Italy, Amadi...
When it comes to tying the knot, adding your own quirky personal touches transforms your special day into something truly memorable. And after seeing ...
Anyone familiar with San Francisco’s notoriously foggy and chilly weather is sure to have a soft spot for this time of year in the city, as we soak up the ...