Amy Schumer Says She's 160 Pounds & Can Still Get Laid Whenever

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Amy Schumer took home a Trailblazer Award from Glamour UK's Women of the Year event earlier this week — but it's her reception remarks that will likely make the moment memorable.

Standing behind the podium, Schumer was clear that she's not struggling with body image these days. “I’m probably like 160 pounds right now and I can catch a dick whenever I want, like, that’s the truth. It’s not a problem!” she said, before launching into the rest of her reception speech.

Apparently, a reporter on the red carpet asked Schumer if she felt "out of place" earlier in the evening. (In what world is that an appropriate question?) "Of course not. I'm very glamorous," explained the comedian before launching into a hilarious childhood anecdote.

“I didn’t lose my two front teeth until I was in 5th grade, which is late. And, that very same week, I got my period. Which is early. So I was just this jack-o'-lantern with tits walking around, and I had one of those moms that was like, ‘You don’t need to shave above your knees.’”

See the rest of Schumer's excellent speech in the video below.
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