Spotify Knows What Songs You Boned To This Valentine's Day

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You may think that mortifying sexy-times playlist will stay just between you and whoever else is hiding under your sheets, but Spotify has been keeping track and knows exactly what you're up to, The Guardian reports.

The music streaming site has had a look through all 2.5 million playlists created by users specifically for gettin' it on. It found that listeners chose a pretty wide range of stuff, but a few patterns emerged: Men were slightly more likely than women to have a playlist with the word "sex" in the title, for example. But, the most commonly included artists — including Zella Day, Chet Faker, and LP — were equally enjoyed by everyone. 

Spotify, in all its infinite power, then created a playlist of the most popular songs appearing consistently on those made-for-action lists. If you're in the mood for something a little sweeter (read: sappier), it also compiled the ultimate "love" playlist, which was created from a whopping 28 million user-generated collections.

Because we know how you like your Tuesday mornings, we've included the sexy list below. And, if you're looking for an extra boost later on, may we suggest this one?

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