The Wildest Red Carpet Look Nobody's Talking About

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The Grammys red carpet is no stranger to wacky looks. Lady Gaga was once carried into the ceremony in an egg, for pete's sake. And, though men tend to keep it buttoned-up while the ladies go full-fashion, some dudes take risks. 

Like professional Viner Elton Castee

This guy has literally shaved stripes into his leg hair. Is it fashion? What does it mean? I get that his whole motto is "grab life by the cannonballs," but, like, how much cannonball-grabbing is too much cannonball-grabbing?

911: Fashion Police? Yes, please advise.