No, seriously — the kid's initials are R.A.D.
That's Reign Aston Disick, to be exact. The proud parents have broken with their tradition of giving their tykes fairly sensible names like Mason and Penelope and have instead burdened their new baby with a moniker that sounds like a Mariah Carey perfume. Still, when you've got a kid named North West in your family, anything goes.
The regal name was announced in an Instagram photo posted by Kardashian. That's his little hand there. Doesn't Mom know you're not supposed to touch royals?
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