We know he's got a band and an acting career and what must be a pretty intensive hair maintenance regimen, but if Jared Leto has the time, we'd love to see him pull a shift at our local mall. Better yet, just slide him down our chimney for some milk and cookies.
The actor treated his Instagram followers to a very festive selfie yesterday. Yes, that's him in a Santa hat. Yes, we can't stop staring. Did somebody say ho-ho-hottie?
Now, the real Santa doesn't have piercing blue eyes. Nor does he wear flannel. That said, if Leto's beard stays on course, it'll be North Pole-ready in a couple of decades. We're not sure if we can handle Jordan Catalano with a little round belly, but we're happy to audition for the role of Mrs. Claus anyway.
The mistletoe is on standby.
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