The most recent reports claimed that Swift and Kloss were "making out" at a concert last week — though the two friends were clearly just speaking closely to each other, as anyone who has ever tried to talk during a loud show has a million times. That silly rumor no doubt prompted this new tweet from Swift.
Our bad, Tay. But, if that's your birthday present, what are we meant to do with the life-sized Olivia Benson-shaped birthday cake we've already commissioned?
At any rate, the birthday girl — who turns 25 on December 13 — is free to be the only one to talk incessantly about her love life for the next few days if that's what she really wants. Heck, we'll even switch off our Spotify for the week. All better?
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