This Is What A $1.6-Million Halloween Costume Looks Like (In Case You Were Wondering)

Photo: Courtesy of Morph Costumes.
Apparently, $30 Halloween costumes aren't everyone's cup of Pumpkin Spice Latte. For the truly fabulous, only seven-digit disguises will do, darling. And, we've found the most luxe one, ever.
Meet the Million Dollar Morphsuit (well, £1 million, which is $1.6 million, to be precise). Created by MorphCostumes, it's a skintight, spandex affair that's dripping with diamonds — about 70,000 of them, hence its Park Avenue-apartment price tag. There's only one available in the world, and it's currently locked away in London, waiting for the human version of the Monopoly man to come rolling into town to buy it.
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In case you're curious, the brand's other offerings are a lot more affordable (like, under $60). So, if you don't have impossible dough, you can find everything from the Red Power Ranger to a terrifying clown on its site (that link was not safe for coulrophobics).
And, if you're concerned about how exactly one sees out of a mask made of precious jewels, MorphCostumes co-founder Gregor Lawson assures that “if you roll the head part down, you can still be covered 90% in diamonds.” Well, thank god. (Fox 8 Cleveland)
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